Mar
Herbo Holistic Man
This little song was first printed in Uncle Thor’s Magazine back in the very ealy 1990s. Here it is again. I hope you have some laughs
My beef was with the New Age fads. When we first launched Uncle Thor’s Magazine in the very early 1990s, we put up this song:
Herbo Holistic Man
(To the tune of “Popeye”)
by Uncle Thor
Herbo Holistic man
Eats tofu and barley bran
It addles his wits
And it gives him the shits
But it’s part of his New Age plan
*
He checks on the stars each day
To see when to work or play
Stuck in his ears
Are Apache Tears
To cleanse the bad karma away!
*
He owns lots of crystals, he gets into herbals
He reads only channeled books.
He eats only health food and macrobiotics
Prepared by holistic cooks
*
Herbo Holistic Man
Is pallid and rather wan
He spends lots of money
To look and smell funny
He buys every New Age scam.
